| Chapter 313- Fights and Slappers
Lucas grabbed the phone on the side and found Ashley's mobile number on Steven's house phone speed dial. Ashley felt his phone ring, and looked confused as he saw Stevie home flash across his screen. "Frank... what's happened?" Ashley asked in a panic. Wayne and Stevie stood up as they heard that. "Uncle Ashley... its Lucas, I'm no where near as fat Frank am I?" Lucas asked laughing. "No Lucas your not, what's up?" Ashley asked laughing. "Uncle Ashley, Fat Frank has made Aaron cry," Lucas said as he stuck his tounge out Frank. "He's what? OK Lucas, tell Aaron daddies coming," Ashley said as he stood up and put his jacket on has he hung up. "What's up? Do you need us to come?" Steven asked as he too stood up. "No its OK, I have to do this on my own," Ashley said as he walked out.
"I have to say I find sex really boring," Rebecca said suddenly. "How the fuck is sex boring," Liz said laughing, "I love it!" Penny laughed. "We know all about you and your Agger magic," Penny said laughing. "Oh yeah says you with three kids and your not even 21!" Liz exclaimed laughing. "Why do you find sex boring?" Coleen asked as she looked at Rebecca. "I just look up at the ceiling and thing, Rio just get on with it, please," Rebecca said sighing. "Rio's got a good technique then," Liz said laughing.
"DADDY!" Aaron said as he ran into Ashley's arms crying. "It's alright son, daddies here," Ashley said as he patted his head gently. "I want mummy," Aaron said as he sniffed his tears away. "I know you do, but mummys with the angels, but daddy is here," Ashley said as he gave the nastiest look he could give to Frank. "Your not my real daddy," Aaron said as he looked into Ashleys eyes. "I know but I love you like you really was my son, I'm not leaving you ever, Aaron Lennon-Cole, your my son," Ashley said as he wiped his sons tears away. "Ashley I am so sorry," Frank said as he looked at his old mate. "Save it Frank, hes 7 years old and he has lost both his parents, and you go and remind him, what is it with you? Do you love watching people suffer and in pain? One autograph he wanted, but oh no Frank Lampard is too big for autographs, when Jasmine was ill, all you cared about was getting one up on Stevie, you didn't care about a baby girl who was dying, your jealous of him and JT, its pathetic, grow the fuck up and get out of this house," Ashley screamed at him and then laughed as he saw Tiegan give him a round of applause.
Suddenly the lights went out at the WAGz bar. "HE'S HERE!" Liz screamed as he saw a sailor walk in and the full monty music started. "What the fuck have you done?" Beckie asked as the sailor walked towards them. "Hey its a hen night, it needs naked men," Liz said innocently. "Oh Stevie boy, your wife is really looking at that sailor," Wayne said laughing as he could see Stevie's face go bright red in jealousy. "shit, why didn't I think of a stripper," Rio and Dan said in unison. "OFF, OFF!" They suddenly heard the girls chant.
Ashley sat on the sofa hugging Aaron and Tiegan as Lucas sat down next to them drinking a glass of milk watching telly. "Uncle Ashley is my daddy out on the pull?" Tiegan asked him suddenly. Ashley laughed loudly. "Dear God no, your mummy is the only girl he loves, and if he did, Auntie Liz and Nicola will kill him," Ashley said giggling. "Does daddy love me?" Tiegan asked as she looked at Ashley. "Of course he does, why do you ask?" Ashley asked worriedly. "Daddy loves Angel and Jasmine more, I'm just naughty," Tiegan said sadly.
"Oh what a stomach you have," Penny said as she rubbed baby oil on it. "Ohhh Stevie boy, your wife is having a great time," Dan said laughing as he saw Steven's face go bright red as he saw his wife rubbing baby oil on him. "If your nipples get that hard from someone playing with them, whats your dick going to be like," Liz said cackling. "Oh that is disgusting," Rebecca said giggling. "Hey it looks pretty impressive from here!" Beckie said laughing. "fucking get your dick out!" Penny shouted out laughing. "Oh dear Penny, did you see the look Steven just gave you," Coleen said laughing.
"You know what I love this song," Wayne said as he downed another pint of beer. "Yeah me too, fancy a dance Wazza?" Rio asked as he staggered up. "Oh Rio, I thought you'd never ask me, this is a dream come true," Wayne said as he wiped away an imaginary tear. "You two are pissed," Steven said laughing as he put down his pint and laughed with the rest of the lads. "Come on Xabi, dance with us," Wayne said as he grabbed Xabi's hand. "No, Xabi tired," Xabi said slurring slightly. Steven spat his beer out in laughter. "Come on Xabi, dance," Rio said as he started to dance around him.
"I'm spinning around, move out of my way," Xabi sung drunkenly as he smimmied around the dance floor with Rio and Wayne. "Are you pissed Xabi?" Rio asked laughing as he danced around Rebecca laughing his head off. "No... I've been on the waters," Xabi said seriously laughing. "More like the vodkas," Wayne said laughing as he looked at Dan cackling. "STEVIE WHERE THE fuck ARE YOU?" Beckie called out as he she caught Xabi swaying from side to side leaning on Wayne to support. "Calm down Beckie, its his stag night, he needs to be pissed," Steven said laughing, but soon stopped when Beckie slapped him. "OUCH!" Rio and Wayne said laughing. "Come on Xai, lets go home," Steven said as he put his arm around Xabi and walked off home. "OK my captain," Xabi said giggling.
"Night night daddy," Aaron said sleepily as Ashley held him tightly. "Night night son," Ashley said as he kissed his head. "Night night Uncle Ashley," Tiegan & Lucas said as they snuggled up together. As they slept peacefully and the others got home to get ready for the wedding of the century, Steven and Xabi collapsed on the bed drunk and cuddling.
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