Toni: What you been and gone and done now John Terry? John: Only the best for my Antonia. I got us pickled eggs - Penny's finest. I got chocolate fingers, apple turnover... Toni: Oh John...
Toni: What are you doing? John: Ow! I was checking the u-bend wasn't leaking. Toni: Not as leaky as that lie, John Terry. Now tell me, right now, what are you up to?
