Coleen: Where've you been? Wayne: I was planning on bringing you tea and toast in bed but we were out of milk... Coleen: What's the special occasion? Wayne: I don't need an excuse to spoil the love of my life...
Coleen: I hate to see a woman drink alone... Especially when it happens to be me. Jade: What do you want now? Coleen: Apart from a stash of diamonds and a penthouse in Bayswater? I want to know you're ok. Jade: Why are you so bothered?
Jade: You just go running off half-cocked... Lucas: And who has to pick up the pieces eh? Me and Jade, every time. Alexander: Why won't you listen to me? Coleen: Am I going to have to start banging heads together?
Coleen: That's nice. Lucas: Will be when it's finished. Coleen: Get off her back Lucas, it's a warm day. Lucas: Every saddo on the bus will think it's their birthday, her flashing her legs like that.