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view post Posted on 3/7/2009, 23:03
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James Owen: Can I interest you in a job lot of saffron - the rarest spice in the world. I'll give you a discount.
George Gerrard: Smells like curry powder to me.
James Owen: That's cause it is. Never thought to check what saffron looks like, did I?
 
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view post Posted on 4/7/2009, 00:11
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James Owen: Very artistic, maybe next time, they'll wrestle.
Aaron: You're a bit of a perve on the quiet.
James Owen: Yeah, well, when in Rome...
 
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Jack Terry: All right losers. Pay up.
Jade Rooney: There's something not right about this, Az.
Aaron: I've told you before. It's a mug's game.
 
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Aaron: The look on your face when Tiegan took her kit off.
Jay: I didn't know where to look.
Jack Terry: I did!
 
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Jack Terry: She is one seriously gorgeous woman.
Lorenzo Ferdinand: She's beyond gorgeous.
Aaron: Listen to yourselves.
George Gerrard: What and you don't fancy her?
Aaron: She's just a mate.
 
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Mia Carragher: What about Jack? You reckon he'd be up for it?
Georgie Terry: A dinner party? What, sitting around a table, candles and stuff? Eating without the telly on?
Mia Carragher: That's the one.
Georgie Terry: It's not really his thing.
 
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Aaron: You have to show a bit of class. You can't just buy her a bottle of lager and then ask for a quickie.
Jack: Usually works for me.
Bailey Gerrard: It didn't the other night.
Lorenzo Ferdinand: Yeah, and like you're the expert. You ain't never even been with a girl.
 
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George Terry: Here, Jack. What do you reckon to this?
Jack Terry: Man, that's rank.
George Terry: What do you mean? She's gorgeous.
 
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Jay: There's worse crimes than gambling.
Aaron: What? Like incest?
Jay: Incest ain't incest unless you are blood related.
Aaron: Yeah but it doesn't matter anyway does it? Cause you've moved on.
 
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Lorenzo: Can I steal them from somebody else’s garden ‘cos I don’t have that much munga.
Rio: Handpicked is even better.
 
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Aaron: Why would I do that? She’s not getting any of my dessert!
Dan: How bad do you want it?
 
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Bobby: What you’re standing up for these guys now Miles? You need to take a good hard look at who your friends are.
Miles: I already know who my friends are.
 
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Grace: Bob, I’m handling this.
Bobby: What did you say to her.
Miles: Back off Bob.
Bobby: Shut up Miles who cares what you have to say.

Bobby: That’s our kid.
Grace: I know!
 
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