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view post Posted on 3/7/2009, 22:00
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Dan: Everyone backs a loser from time to time.
Penny: Not everyone's made a career out of it though have they?
Dan: There's always ways of making a quick buck.
 
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view post Posted on 3/7/2009, 23:08
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Ashley: So what you're saying is, me and Frankie it's... like fate?
Peter: That's exactly what I'm saying. As though someone up there's dishing out the cards.
Ashley: You really believe that?
 
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Alex: Don't play innocent, I know it was you.
Abbey: What evidence do you have?
Alex: I don't need evidence.
Abbey: Oh yes, now I remember. You never did, not in your previous line of work.
 
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Abbey: You'd better get up that ladder.
James Owen: Right. Trouble is, I was just knocking off. Got to get tarted up for the main event, ain't I?
Peter: You'd better work fast then, hadn't you?


Louise Owen: Ashley, I got another one.
Ashley: Another what, darling?
Louise Owen: Sticky traffic problems? Four letters. Jams, see.
 
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Abbey: What's in there?
Rio: Steak. Thought I'd treat him.
Abbey: He's not that scared of cows then -
Rio: Not when they're well done with a nice pepper sauce.
 
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Xabi: It's not really a database, it's more of a notebook.
Abbey: Alright, get the 'notebook', bring it round mine, we're going to have a brainstorming session. There's too many fatheads coming in off the street just to play a few frames, where's the profit in that?
 
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Ashley: If this goes down, we'll have some celebrating to do.
Frankie: I know a very expensive restaurant...
Ashley: The things we have to do to keep our women happy, eh, Ronaldo? How's that bird doing these days?
Ashley: Fine, never better...
 
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Alex: Here... What say we spice this up a bit? I got a tenner says I can whup your saggy old backside!
Toni: Don't go letting her speak to you like that, John. At least you ain't been cheating.
John: Don't you worry, AntoniaI won't. [TO ALEX] I could beat you with both hands tied behind my back.
Alex: Then put your money where your gob is. Ten quid!
 
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Toni: I wouldn't go around calling myself a domestic goddess but my gateaux have always been very highly regarded.
Penny: Try a bit of this, my mother's recipe.
Louise: No ta, fruit cake plays havoc with my bowels.


Ashley: Did I hear you talking poker?
Dan: Used to be some real poker played round here. No limits. Big money. Not any more.
Ashley: Some of us still play that way.
 
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John: I'd like to string 'em up.
Penny: Join the queue.
John: Bring back National Service, that's what I say.
Summer-Rose: I know you do, Dad. Usually after the third pint.
 
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Penny: Ain't right though is it? I saw an old girl take a tumble up the High Street. Must've been a dozen people walk past before someone helped.
Toni: Other people's misfortune is classed as entertainment these days.
Penny: No-one wants to get involved...
 
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Xabi: Good thing the Gazette ain't got the horses listed, eh?
Ashley: Sorry Xabi - when did my newspaper become your concern?
Xabi: Just trying to make friendly conversation.
Ashley: Well pick another topic.
 
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Abbey: He says he's taken over the WAGz.
Ashley: He's what?
Abbey: It was the only way to get a cup of tea, apparently. He's restocking from Waitrose.
Ashley: Waitrose? That's going to cost me a fortune.
 
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Penny: Late night?
Dan: Me? I was tucked up with a cocoa by ten.
Penny: Funny, 'cos that ain't what I heard.
Dan: Oh yeah? Jungle drums been busy have they?
 
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Elen: Can I join you?
Abbey: ... Sure, I mean, help yourself, I'd better be getting back.
Elen: Oh, don't go yet, you haven't even finished your sandwich.



Jack: Peter, my friend, everything in this life is about money. You've come to the right man.
Peter: I know I have.
Jack: Take a seat. You want a brandy?




Jack: Thought you was a moral man.
Peter: Really.
Jack: Impression you give. All on the level. Footballer. Church going wife...
Peter: Well she doesn't have to know about this.
 
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