smiles away

Smiles away

STEVIE GERRARD spent most of the last season grinning like a Cheshire cat after banging in some spectacular goals.

And now he’s on his holibags in Ibiza with his missus ALEX CURRAN he should have even more to smile about.

But the Liverpool and England ace looked a bit fed up with sun, sea and sand as he stood in the surf with gorgeous Alex.

Two of his England colleagues were having rather more fun on their holidays.

In the Caribbean, WAYNE ROONEY was having a giggle with a chap called Mr Rumpy Pumpy, who specialises in watersports.

COLEEN is five months preggers so a handshake with Mr Rumpy Pumpy is probably the best the Manchester United star will be getting for a while.

And in Florida, Spurs and England striker JERMAIN DEFOE was soaking up the sun by the pool at a resort in Disneyworld with a familiar young woman for company.

I normally expect a postcard from the Bizarre team when they go away for a sunshine break.

But a paparazzi pic of Sophie Barnett, one of my reporters, on a romantic break with a Premier League striker is a first.