| "That was the best party every," Rio said as he laid down on Stevie's sofa holding his head as the clock hands stroked five in the morning. "Morning you mean," John said as he sat on the chair and yawned, "how did you manage to get all those big names to come to a teenage party?" Stevie looekd at him. "I am the captain of the best team in the world, how do you think?" Stevie said as he laid on the couch next to Rio. "urgh you got beer breath," Rio said pushing him away.
"Ok thanks," Jamie said on his phone, "Yeah, really? Melbourne? Right, thanks mate, yeah I'll be there right away." Xabi stood up and looked at him. "Mate," Jamie said smiling, "my man has found her, Melbourne Australia." Xabi looked at him and smiled. "Well what we waiting for? Lets go and get her," Xabi said getting his keys. "Mate she's not in Manchester, she is in Australia," Stevie said opening one eye at him, "you can't just pop round the corner and pick her up, you have to fly half way round the world." Xabi looked at him. "I know that," he snapped at Stevie. "Alright Alright keep your hair on," Stevie said laughing drunkenly as he cuddled Rio sleepily. "urgh get off me," Rio said jumping up, "i aint some batty boy you know?" Stevie laughed. "My plan worked, got the couch to myself," Stevie said stretching out on it, "ohhhh that feels good."
"Don't worry mate," Jamie said laughing, "we will book tickets tomorrow and go and ger her alright." "Ohhhh a trip to Australia," Rio said rubbing his hands in glee. "No Rio your not coming, just me Xabi and Stevie," Jamie said seriously. "oh man, but its a holiday," Rio said moaning, "oh can't I go?" Jamie looked at him and laughed. "I don't think so mate, us three we need to talk too her without you goons alright?" Rio looked at him. "I am not a goon," Rio said seriously, "Do I play for Aresnal? No I don't think so." Rebecca came in and cuddled him. "No your a devil, a horny red devil," she said snogging him drunkenly. Nando looked at them blushing. "I think you should stop that," stevie said laughing, "virgin boy is blushing."
"So your going to Australia are you?" Nicola said standing there hands on hips looking at Jamie seriously. "Look babe, you know I have too," Jamie said seriously looking at her. "No babe, I don't know you have to go, she shouts jump you say how high, your going to go to Australia to beg her to come home, well I am sorry I don't want that thing coming anywhere near you, shes a dirty scrubber, homewrecker, a walking STD if you like, she just abandoned her kids, wrecked a marriage, leaves her husband half dead and you all go running to her, ohhh she needs us, no she needs a kick up the back side." Rio shook his hands in a cussing motion. "Ohhh that hurts girl," Rio said laughing, "ohhhh those are some digs, remind me not to piss you off."
"Nicola," Jamie said looking at her through gritted teeth. "No Jamie if you go I am going too, and don't think about stopping me alright, I am not having you leave me to go to Australia," Nicola said seriously. "Of course your coming to Australia, you think I was going to leave you and James on your own, give me some fucking credit Nic," James said furiously, "you need to get over the problem you have with Beckie, because it isnt the Nic I fell in love with, yeah she did wrong but stevie did too, not just her." Nicola scowled at him. "Seconds out, round two to Mr Carragher," Rio said in his boxing voice. "SHUT UP RIO," Nicola and Jamie shouted at him. "Look I need to do this Nic, please just trust me," Jamie said stroking her face, "I love you and only you, I am not going to cheat on you, shes me sister, your my wife."
"Oh God pass me the sick bucket," Rio said gagging as he looked at him. Stevie looked at them with one eye. "Just kiss and make up wil you, its too late, too early what ever the fuck it is, to argue," Stevie said yawning. "Oh what a night, way back then in 1966, what a lady what a night," Dan came in singing in a towel. "Daniel what the fuck are you singing?" Stevie asked sitting up looking at him. "Lets just say I had a night of passion, what a lady what a night," Daniel carried on singing. "You had a bit of pussy didnt you," Rio said laughing at him and pointing. "Stop with the pussy talk you know virgin boy don't like it," John said pinching Nando's cheeks. "Fuck off," Nando said standing up and pushed him away. "Ohhhhhh someones grown a dick," Rio said laughing. "Nah its just his time of the month," John said giggling. "Anyone that giggles is more of a girl, maybe JT you should learn to laugh properly," Nando said walking off. Rio burst out laughing. "Those Spainiards," Rio said laughing.
"So this girl," Stevie said looking at Daniel, "Liz was it?" Daniel looked at him. "Oh that would be telling and Dan never tells," Daniel said as he walked off, "now time for the girlfriend, oh what a night, Daniel gets laid and those fuckers don't get anything what lady what a night," Daniel sung as he walked off. "I hope his dick falls off," Stevie said frowning. "Jealous guy, your a just jealous guy, your just a jealous guy," Daniel said walking back out singing again, "forgot the condoms, might be a bit noisy excuse me."
"Stevie set the alarm early alright," Jamie said looking at him, "I have tickets to go to Oz alright." Stevie looked at him. "No point going fucking sleep is there," Stevie said in a huff, "may as well stay awake and sleep on the plane." Rio looked at him. "Make mine a full English," Rio said winking at him, "theres a good boy."
Coming up: The plane journey from hell and Beckie starts her new job and just what has got Nando in a mood?
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