| Chapter 258 - Friskyness and sickyness
They entered the bar giggling as they were already getting tipsy on the champagne. "No Way on a sun lounger, you frisky bastard," Jamie said laughing as parked the pram by their table. "Look where the urge takes you, it takes you," Steven said laughing as he parked Jasmine's pram next to James. "So how was it?" Jamie asked laughing as he ordered a pint. "fucking awesome, best shag ever," Steven said as he looked at him laughing. "Wasn't it the first time you've done it since Alex?" Jamie asked whispering. "You nosy sod, what is it to you?" Steven asked laughing.
"Right then Liz, would you like a drink?" Dan asked as Liz sat down. "Well... it depends if your going to be joining me for a drink," Liz said winking. "Oh God yeah," Dan said laughing as he pulled her up and snogged her. "Oh you two give it a rest," Abi said as she sat down laughing. "Come on, lets give you a long hard screw against the wall," Dan said laughing as he put his arm around her and walked to the bar. "Dan, do you know I have a feeling your a bit drunk already," Liz said laughing. "Me drunk, never," Dan said laughing, "can I have one screwdriver and one beer please?" Liz laughed. "Right then Danny Boy, lets dance," Liz said as she spun him around.
"You know them two should just get fucking together," Beckie said suddenly as she finnished another cocktail, "Xabi another please?" Steven and Jamie laughed at the way Xabi just got up and got her another one. "Liz doesn't stay with one guy, she just doesn't not after what she saw with our own parents," Penny said looking at everyone. "Why James is lovely," Beckie said laughing. "James ain't my dad, my dads a fucking wanker and I don't want to talk about him," Liz said as she sat down next to Penny, "you OK?" Liz put her arm around Penny. "Yeah, but I don't think Jasmine is, she looks pale." Just then Jasmine chucked up.
"Be back in a minute," Steven said sighing as he picked up Jasmine out of her pram and carried her down the stairs. "Right then, whose for a boogie," Dan asked as he looked at Liz. "Oh I never say no to a boogie," Liz said as she followed him up on the dance floor. "You don't say no to most things," Beckie said giggling. "Good! Because then I wouldn't be able to shag her every night, unlike your boring Xabi," Dan said giggling. "Xabi isn't boring actually, he shagged me in the pool today while you were drooling over Liz, he gave me the most mind blowing sex session ever," Beckie said giggling as Xabi went bright red.
"Hi Ashley," Frankie said as she walked up the stairs holding her little boys hand. "Frankie, what can I get you to drink?" Ashley asked as he jumped up and walked towards her. "A glass of white wine please," Frankie said as she joined him at the bar. "And what would your little boy like?" Ashley asked smiling. "Michael would like an orange juice," Frankie said smiling. "Aaron would you like a juice?" Ashley shouted out. "Yeah," Aaron said giggling as he kissed Ellie on the cheek. "Aaron is a sweetie," Frankie said smiling. "Yeah he is, as is Michael," Ashley said as he ruffled Michaels hair. "So shall we sit down," Frankie said laughing. "Yeah lets sit at another table, my friends when drunk are a bit of a nightmare," Ashley said laughing.
Steven came up the stairs again with a freshly changed Jasmine, but she still looked pale and sick. "Is she OK?" Penny asked as she looked at him. "Fine," Steven said as he sat back down. "Xabi can you get me an other drink?" Beckie asked as she looked at him. "Your a lazy cow ain't you?" Steven asked laughing, "Thats the 5th time this evening Xabi's gone up to the bar, is it your legs?" Beckie looked at him her eyes rolling back obviously totally drunk. "Yeah well at least I've never cheated on him, when your drunk you stick your dick into dogs, if I was Penny I'd be scared of what I'd catch," Beckie said as he looked at him as Xabi passed her her drink. Penny looked at Steven and then the others. "Excuse me, I'm off to bed, the girls are falling asleep and I'm tired," Penny said as tears filled her eyes as she pushed herself towards the lift holding the twins on her lap. "Good one Beckie," Steven said as he walked past her pushing Jasmine in her pushchair and followed Penny in the lift.
"You call that dancing, your dancing like an old man," Liz said giggling as Dan spun her round. "Oh yeah and your the next Michael Jackson," Dan said sarcastically. "I'm not a man, I'm the next Janet Jackson," Liz said giggling as she put her arms around his neck. "Really? I hope you don't start to look after her, even I have my shagging limits," Dan said laughing. Just then Liz lost her footing and knocked him on the floor. "Oh I'm sorry," Liz said giggling as she laid on top of him. "Don't be," Dan said as he snogged her and his hands moved down her body. "MAN GET A ROOM, STOP SHAGGING ON THE DANCE FLOOR!" Jamie shouted out laughing.
"Your always spying on people having a shag aren't you?" Beckie asked laughing, "not getting any action yourself that you have to spy on people doing it?" Nicola started to laugh as she looked at Jamie who was pissed off. "Xabi, take her downstairs, she's obviously pissed," Jamie said seriously. "Ohhh Xabi," Beckie said giggling as Xabi picked her up. "Sorry guys," Xabi mumbled as Wayne and Rio creased up with laughter. "How many people has she offended tonight?" Wayne asked laughing as Xabi carried her downstairs.
Ashley was laughing with Frankie when he looked at his watch. "Right I should get Aaron to bed, it was lovely to talk to you," Ashley said as he stood up and looked at her. "You too, will I see you on the trip tomorrow?" Frankie asked smiling coyly at him. "Unfortunately yes you will," Ashley said laughing. "Well I'll see you then," Frankie said as she kissed him on the cheek. "See you," Ashley said smiling at her broadly. "Oh Ashley boy is smitten," Rio said laughing. "I might get a mummy," Aaron said excitedly. "Hold your horses Aaron, they've pecked on the cheek, not walked down the aisle," Wayne said laughing.
Coming up: Steven's up all night with Jasmine and asks Penny a question, Ashley and Frankie get intimate and Liz and Penny get the shock of their lives.
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